life really is crazy
Didnt I say you were grounded
as a Canadian, I can say with 100% honesty that this is accurate
the fuckers have literally chased me down a fucking street
take your geese back, canada
#i think that every night#geese just stand outside the windows of the canadian people#and absorb all their anger#this is why canadians are so nice#and geese are the most evil things to walk the planets
when u go to pee and unexpectedly start your period
when people assume i’m straight i feel so insulted, like am i not gay enough?? do i need to step up my queer game??