Batman
I’m standing too. Now we’re all standing. We’re 5 jackasses standing in a circle
The most under appreciated Rocket quote in Guardians of The Galaxy (via pokemasterjack)

And accurate representation of when my friends and I attempt to make plans together

(via fitsofalmostsanity)
oliviawhen:

foxadhd:

Pickpocketing

But is it still a misdemeanor if it’s dogs?

oliviawhen:

foxadhd:

Pickpocketing

But is it still a misdemeanor if it’s dogs?

foxadhd:

Dog theft continues at a high treason level

foxadhd:

Dog theft continues at a high treason level

blink-182-bashers:

funfrom4chan:

What the fuck do we do now?

take a picture,  thats it. 

blink-182-bashers:

funfrom4chan:

What the fuck do we do now?

take a picture,  thats it. 

I’ve turned into someone else (x)

febricant:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

Literally I would read thousands of words of this. 

mynameissnugglefuck:

mermaidchan05:

iraffiruse:

Baby otter

IT IS A BABY OTTER YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID

*plap*

trinandtonic:

blastortoise:

white people: mike brown robbed that store!

Lawyer: no he didn’t

Store owners: nope

Eye witnesses: nah

white people:

white people: MIKE BROWN ROBBED THAT STORE

people who are paying attention: hey hey did you know that robbing a store is not actually grounds for an extrajudicial execution anyway

unfrickable:

i feel better now