The most under appreciated Rocket quote in Guardians of The Galaxy (via pokemasterjack)
And accurate representation of when my friends and I attempt to make plans together(via fitsofalmostsanity)
Dog theft continues at a high treason level
I’ve turned into someone else (x)
I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.
They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.
Literally I would read thousands of words of this.
IT IS A BABY OTTER YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID
white people: mike brown robbed that store!
Lawyer: no he didn’t
Store owners: nope
Eye witnesses: nah
white people: MIKE BROWN ROBBED THAT STORE
people who are paying attention: hey hey did you know that robbing a store is not actually grounds for an extrajudicial execution anyway
i feel better now